16 Totally Crazy Pregnancy Portraits That Will Make You Cringe

Little Jr. will be a shoo-in when it comes time to apply for Clown College.

Pregnancy is a beautiful time... most of the time. Meet sixteen parents-to-be who decided to take their professionally-made pregnancy portraits to the next level of weird. After all, why wait until the baby is born to get started on embedding deep-seated neuroses and inherent social anxiety? Get started creating those awkward family portraits now, when you're at your most round and cumbersome!

Oh, and make sure dad gets in on the dorkiness, too. It's just better that way.

Click through the gallery to see all of these hilarious and strange pregnancy portraits, but be forewarned: You will definitely cringe at most of them. In a good way (I think).

16 Totally Crazy Pregnancy Portraits That Will Make You Cringe

This is just confusing all around. 

16 Totally Crazy Pregnancy Portraits That Will Make You Cringe

They're looking forward to greeting their little Simba or Nala any day now. My only question is will they wait until the child leaves the hospital before busting out the face paint, or...? 

16 Totally Crazy Pregnancy Portraits That Will Make You Cringe

Nice guy. He seems really friendly and emotionally available. Perfect father material! 

I'm sure he'll be making our list of funny dads who are parenting like pros in the very near future. Or not.

16 Totally Crazy Pregnancy Portraits That Will Make You Cringe

They don't call her the Moss Goddess for nothin'. 

16 Totally Crazy Pregnancy Portraits That Will Make You Cringe

Who knew that clown pregnancies were such a common theme? 

16 Totally Crazy Pregnancy Portraits That Will Make You Cringe

What is it about this picture that is so darn awkward and unsettling? The creepy kid playing with the baby toy? The unsmiling parental unit photobombing the shot? All of the above?

Yes.

16 Totally Crazy Pregnancy Portraits That Will Make You Cringe

This does NOT look the least bit comfortable! Seriously, why is she in a tree? 

16 Totally Crazy Pregnancy Portraits That Will Make You Cringe

Him: "Wait, is this where I was supposed to stick my..."

Her: "No." 

16 Totally Crazy Pregnancy Portraits That Will Make You Cringe

First of all, this chick looks like Katie Holmes. Is this some kind of strange Scientology thing? I'm guessing it is some kind of strange Scientology thing. 

16 Totally Crazy Pregnancy Portraits That Will Make You Cringe

On the left we have a glowing woman who's about six months along. On the right we have a slouching, embarrassed-looking man who maybe had a big lunch.

16 Totally Crazy Pregnancy Portraits That Will Make You Cringe

Nothing says love and impending motherhood like being knee-deep in a swamp. 

16 Totally Crazy Pregnancy Portraits That Will Make You Cringe

Is that the father, or just some guy who photobombed their photo shoot? 

16 Totally Crazy Pregnancy Portraits That Will Make You Cringe

Class. Pure class. 

16 Totally Crazy Pregnancy Portraits That Will Make You Cringe

At least when the baby is born, she will lose her belly. He will not be so fortunate. 

Doesn't everybody drag their bathtub outside for a photo shoot?

NEXT UP: Check out these 12 people who got BUSTED taking ridiculous selfies.

Or have a look at these awkward family photos that went horrifically, hilariously wrong!