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How NOT to Handle a Zombie in Case of an Outbreak/Pandemic

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If you see a zombie you'd better grab your things and avoid that he detects you.
You don't want to fight as this results in a waste of physical strength, ammunition or weapons and can easily lead many, many other zombies their way to your position.
Don't talk to them (you may scream something like "Motherfu**er" though).
They won't start to become human when you talk to them, they won't remember.
And even if there is a chance: don't risk that the chance is existent.
If in doubt: NO! Don't let them fool you: a friendly hug should be denied, neither should you shake hands with them! Don't start a joint venture or handle them out any personal data as well.
(In case a zombie is interested in a joint venture to trade stocks, you may agree!).
A zombie could also pretend it is hurt or can't run.
If they trick you, it is easy for them to catch you unprepared because you chill down a bit.
Always remember: Zombies are bastards and you should kill'em before they lay eggs! You also should also be aware that, if you meet a zombie, you should always know how to escape.
A good escape plan is the A and the O, all you need from A to Z.
Zombies are dangerous creatures, always in the mood for a very brainy snack! So beware that you are getting into a trap (never underestimate their intelligence if it is about brains/humans).
Knowing to escape is knowing how to survive IMHO.
And you should always know how to survive, even the best armor can't help you if you find yourself stuck in a street without any way to escape and a horde of wild zombies in berserk mode.
More than once: Knowledge is power! But not only knowledge is power.
Weapons are too! When grabbing your weapons and getting ready to rumble, you should check a few things for yourself: - Long distance or rather short distance weapons? - Not afraid of getting into a brawl (so pack a "knife") - Flamethrowers look awesome but are ineffective as a burning zombie could hug you which MAY result in a very unhappy ending for you as a human torch 2.
0 - Be creative: Lots of tools used in our all day routine are seriously good weapons.
A shovel does great work in two ways: your garden and in a zombies head.
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