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The Worst Pick Up Lines Ever

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In this article, I will be discussing 3 categories of bad pick up lines that you should try and avoid at all costs.  It is nearly impossible to write a list of bad pick up lines, as there are thousands of them out there.  Not to mention, drunk, creative men in bars, are adding to the list on a daily basis.  Women really do not like pick up lines all that much.  In a woman's eyes, you assume that she is easy and cheap, and will be smitten with you after one single line.

As I stated before, pick up lines are pretty bad.  The 3 categories I am going to discuss are in a league of their own.  My main point here, is even though I am choosing 3 categories, you should rather jump off of a bridge than use a pick up line on a girl.  Obviously, you don't REALLY want to throw yourself off of a bridge, but you catch my drift.

The first category I am going to discuss is the "too smooth to believe" category.  This is when a man struts up to a woman, leans against the table or bar, and tries to act like he's James Bond.  You look nothing like Sean Connery, nor do you sound anything like him.  This is not a technique that you should ever try.  There is nothing sexy about a man who thinks that his you know what doesn't stink.  Cockiness does not attract a woman.

The second category is all about sleazy pick up lines.  Yes, you have probably heard a few and maybe even tried some out before.  If you have, keep that to yourself.  It certainly isn't anything to be proud of.  This is the quickest way to earn a nice slap across the face.

Here are a few examples, DO NOT TRY THESE AT HOME:
  • "Nice legs, what time do they open?"
  • "Want to see my hard drive?" "It's got great capacity, and isn't floppy!"
  • "My name is milk, I can do your body good"
  • "Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?"
  • "Hey baby, do you wash your pants in windex?, because I can see myself in them"

The list goes on and on.  These lines rarely work and I would suggest avoiding anything even closely related to any of these.  They are actually rather disrespectful.

The final category I would like to discuss is the "I think I'm funny and I don't care" pick up lines.  Sometimes they work, if you're lucky. Most of the time they do not work.  These seem to only work if you look like a supermodel and have a very large bank account.  This doesn't usually work for an average looking guy with an average sized wallet.  Nothing will irritate a woman more than a man who thinks he is funny, but isn't.

Here are a few examples that you should avoid:
  • "Excuse me, but I think I dropped something, my JAW"
  • "Hello, I'm a thief.  I'm here to steal your heart"
  • "I'm new in town.  Can you give me directions to your apartment?"

The best advice I can give you is to just avoid using pick up lines.  Be sure to smile and be yourself.  Women love men who are genuine.
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