~~*~~ 101 ways to please or is it all just a tease? I guess you'll have to read to see! Love tests ready honey? Got the map made a study? Will you pass or are you a dud-ie? Are there really 101 love positions? Are you sure about your addition? Ready set love secure know your mate for at least one year? Is your lover as you think or will he one day most assuredly cause you to drink? Can she do it upside down off the walls or on the ground? Wear a smile replace that frown? Do a twirl without a sound? Are there really 101 ways to please a lover? Under sheets or without covers.
In the dark or lighted room is that your neighbor or is that the groom? Can you, will you do all now climb a mountain milk a cow are you really who I want or are you just another jaunt? Is there more? Gads what a chore! 101 ways to please a lover! Deciding which without a hitch might be something we might miss.
Counting down to 99 at 55 are we still alive? Are there REALLY 101 love positions? Taking in the plan at hand striking up that marching band with all that sweat we'll need a fan.
All bets are on so spot me honey! After this gig you'll owe me money! I've spent some time in books and TV and am quite ready for a 101 spree.
Lots of laughs and lots of gasps I knew deep down ohhh...
I could not last.
Remember all about that test? I think I'll put it all to rest on 25 oh man alive my back snapped as I tried to comply.
I'm not as young as I once was I am in fact a turtle dove.
I'm perched on a wire...
OH NO! Not position 45er! No oh no...
a plan...
to retire! Are there REALLY 101 love positions? 101 ways to please a lover? ~~*~~